Overheard at the Duck and Cover Diner
(home of the Scratch 'n Sniff menu)
"Commitment? Why, that's like tenant farming, or being an indentured servant!"
"As a writer, she is very fond of Meaning No. 2."
"Sounds like he has a split personality."
"No, but he is half-assed."
"People who say risible are laughable."
"I used to run like the wind; now all I can do is break it."
"Young man", she said to me, "Young man, isn't it true that when I die and go to Heaven there will be only Americans there?"
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