Overheard at the Duck and Cover Diner:
(home of the Scratch 'n Sniff menu)
"Why are you always so happy?"
"Because I believe that everything you call real is only theoretical."
'If I listened to you I would have to stop and think what I am trying to say before I spoke at all."
"My dog can read lips."
"But if you quit now, you will leave the firm with a smirch on your reputation."
"She has an inexhaustible supply of need."
"Those aren't tattoos. They're bruises."