Sunday, January 10, 2010

Dangling Conversation

Overheard at the Duck and Cover Diner:
(home of the Scratch 'n Sniff menu)

"Why are you always so happy?"
"Because I believe that everything you call real is only theoretical."

'If I listened to you I would have to stop and think what I am trying to say before I spoke at all."

"My dog can read lips."

"But if you quit now, you will leave the firm with a smirch on your reputation."

"She has an inexhaustible supply of need."

"Those aren't tattoos.  They're bruises."

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