from The Duck and Cover Diner
(home of the Scratch & Sniff menu)
What does he see in that girl?
He says he has a green thumb for shrinking violets.
So that cancer patient support group you belong to, what do you call it?
While we were walking, people were gawking because you were squawking at me.
Did you watch the Miss America pageant last night?
Yeah, I watched the Keester Parade.
Good people are not always good. Bad people are not always bad. A deal isn't always a deal.
The origin of ideas...
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