Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Dangling Conversations

from The Duck and Cover Diner
  (home of the Scratch & Sniff menu)

What does he see in that girl?
He says he has a green thumb for shrinking violets.

So that cancer patient support group you belong to, what do you call it?
The chemo-sabes.

While we were walking, people were gawking because you were squawking at me.

Did you watch the Miss America pageant last night?
Yeah, I watched the Keester Parade.

Good people are not always good.  Bad people are not always bad.  A deal isn't always a deal.

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