Overheard at the Duck & Cover Restaurant, home of the Scratch & Sniff Menu:
What do you like for dessert?
I'll have some calf slobber pie.
A pause, then - Never heard of it.
Well, you've got some right there in the case.
That is called Lemon Meringue.
Well, back home, we call it calf slobber.
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