Overheard at the Duck & Cover Restaurant, home of the Scratch & Sniff Menu:
What do you like for dessert?
I'll have some calf slobber pie.
A pause, then - Never heard of it.
Well, you've got some right there in the case.
Show me.
He points.
That is called Lemon Meringue.
Well, back home, we call it calf slobber.
They found out he believes in the germ theory of disease.
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